Category Archives: poop stories

Surprise!

Imagine my horror when I opened this week’s shopping list for the cleanse and saw…. An Enema. Two of them. I should have known.  I guess that’s why they call it a cleanse.

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The Grossest Night I’ve Ever Had

Those of you who have been with me from the beginning may remember The Kelp Powder Incident. Well, hold on to your hats, people, because what went down in this house this evening was far, *far* worse. It’s the first … Continue reading

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Happy 3rd Birthday, Riley

Well, Riley the Dog, I’ve been too busy sleeping to remember to bake you (me) a birthday cake this year.  Thankfully your daddy reminded me that today is your big day or I would’ve completely forgotten.  May you get back … Continue reading

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Three More for the Poop List

1) The other day I attempted a stand-up diaper change, not knowing I had a poopy diaper on my hands.  I unfastened the tabs and, Plop!  Out rolled a nice-sized ball of poo on my bedroom carpet. 2) For some … Continue reading

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How We Cleanse Our Chakras

Once a week, Henry and I take a Kundalini-based yoga class with other moms and toddlers. This week we focused on exercises to cleanse our Manipura chakras. I would say this was a highly effective session, as our entire family … Continue reading

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Weeks of Poop

I’ve been too busy to post lately.  Probably because I seem to be swimming in poop.  People who know me well know I love to talk about poop. I want to know when you last pooped, when you would like … Continue reading

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Question of the Day

Woke up to a huge pile of dog poo smack in the middle of the bed. Was this because we haven’t had time to walk Riley in 2 weeks, or was it the thunderstorm?

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