New World Record

Tonight I breastfed a frog, a lizard, a cheetah, a cat, a doll, and a toddler.

Did the Universe Just Slap Me?

Total weirdness: On the day Henry was born, Buehrle pitched a no-hitter.  Today, the day HW was conceived, Buehrle pitched a perfect game.
And my maiden name was Pitcher.

Like Father, Like Son

I should never have laughed at the story where Matt crawled up in his older brother’s bunk in the middle of the night and bashed him in the forehead with a metal dumptruck.  When I picked up Henry from school today, I was informed that he hit a 4-year-old over the head with a shovel [...]